"Judaism 101"
In the Light of the Jewish Idea by Rabbi Meir Kahane
by Nachum Shifren

Each year, whenever we read parshat "Ki Taytze L'Milchama, I get goose bumps. You see, that was the last time I saw our saintly rabbi give a dvar Torah. In his succinct, no-holds-barred message, I learned the essence of Judaism. The Torah commands us about exactly what the issue is with war. It's funny, reading the Hebrew translation: "When you go to war against your enemy..." Hmmm, let's see, you're just about to ask the question, right? "Enemy?" you say. Who goes to war with friends? Exactly the point! We're to treat them LIKE ENEMIES!

The following are the basis of a fundamental approach for ending the Lebanese war:

1) First off, charity begins at home. Perez, Beilin, and any other of the traitors that benefited from "Peace" prizes of spin-offs from Oslo, shall immediately have their passports taken from them. All monies found in their bank accounts will be summarily distributed to the families of  the bereaved (whom they, practically speaking, had a hand in killing)

2) Beirut is to be surrounded, no one leaves, no one enters. No food, no water- nothing. When the people are hungry and thirsty enough, we'll get our soldiers back.

3) Start immediate strafing/bombing of UN positions. They'll leave, and it will be a good thing for everyone.

4) Immediate appointments of top-ranking Christian commanders to help decimate hostile elements. Fund them, and this time, DON'T BETRAY THEM.

5) If the world so deeply desires a cease-fire, then let them break their head and get the riffraff out. Till then, nothing doin".

6) Those Israeli "lawmakers" that approved the withdrawal from Lebanon a few years back shall be "resettled" to internment camps in southern Lebanon. Their legislation will literally be tied to their fates.

7) An immediate CUT OF ALL U.S. FOREIGN AID. Are we as Jews not man enough to stop groveling each year before Congress, and say to the Goy, "Shove your stinking money". And what kind of message does this send to the Gentile? Do we really mean it when we say the Hashem is our Rock and Redeemer, or is it just so much of the orthodox double speak, with no real consequences ?

8) A message to the Lebanese people, dropped by helicopters, disseminated through their dope dealers, however: for every rocket that lands in Israel, we take out an entire village. (If, for some wierd reason, this wasn't already done)

9) The entire state of Israel commences a two-day fast, no exceptions, begging Hashem for mercy, crying out for forgiveness for having put more faith in George Bush and Kofi Annan than Him.

10) An immediate inculcation of our Jewish youth in Israel about Jewish pride and strength, through Mitzvot and  Torah. This is our ultimate strength. Whenever you hear an Israeli call for a cease-fire or "withdrawal", know that they are victims of a thorough lack of anything remotely resembling Judaism.

Please communicate to us if we missed anything....meantime, each of us is a "mikdash m'at", a miniature Temple, that can work wonders in bringing G-d's attention to us and our plight. May it be His will, that He look down upon us in favor, after we have done what He expects from us....